please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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