everyone is single if you try hard enough
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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