It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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