Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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