im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me