is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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