He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
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Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
There's even glitter on my cock...
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