He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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