i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
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Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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