If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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