So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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