He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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