weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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