how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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