Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
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