idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
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