Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
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So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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