So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Randomize
