i permit you to call me
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
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My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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