you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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