I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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