I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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