So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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