I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
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Your cock deserves a montage
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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