i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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