i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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