have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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