Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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