Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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