Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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