what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
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Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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