how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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