im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
True strength comes from lack of pants
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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