i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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