And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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