He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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