bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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