I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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