You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
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I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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