why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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