its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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