Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
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I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
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dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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