I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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