I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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