why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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