You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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