standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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