"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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