You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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