is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Randomize
