He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
he puts the penis in happiness.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
