Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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