We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
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