I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I just threw up on my dentist
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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