i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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