Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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